Flex Seal

A hearty meal for Puro

Puro- gib flex seal

by Ikethefluff September 13, 2021

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sweat flex

Fully dedicating your time and effort into unlocking an acheivement in a game to the point where you haven't showered in days and then sharing for everyone to see in a sort of bragging kind of way

You seen the new gun that just came out in COD? It literally just came out yesterday and my friend unlocked everything for it already. It was all over his social media. Major sweat flex.

by AwesomeAlex808 January 26, 2020

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passively flexing

flexing, but the person who is flexing is doing it is unaware that they are flexing

Person 1: Yeah, I have a $4500 PC. It has a 3090 in it.
Person 2: Stop fucking passively flexing, you dickhead.

by Ding dong, the bitch is dead! November 3, 2021

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Dickhead Flex

Showing off about something you shouldn't be showing off about.

Trust me, Matty will be dickhead flexing on his date tonight.

by Snuffercakes June 3, 2015

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A "Calvin Flex" is a braggadocious remark used when an individual has a lack of redeemable characteristics and has to rely on bragging about possessions and/or small achievements as a means to validate self-worth when receiving praise or the interest of others. Those who use such statements will often times be ignored or made fun of. This is due to the unwanted and awkward implementation of a"flex" used during a conversation. A "Calvin Flex" is often used when having a conversation with a woman who has a physical appearance rating between 2/10 - 10/10 (beggars can't be choosers).

Girl: Hey, let's go out to eat!
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.

by r/nicecalvins December 23, 2020

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