This is not what you think it is, it's much more gruesome. Filipino Hot Coco ( aka, FHC ) is where a group of male Filipino boys ( specifically 15-19 ) circle around a small hole in the ground. One of them pours boiling hot water in the ground, and after that's accomplished, they all take off their boxers and cum in the hole. After that, first ritual that needs to be done is that one of the boys pulls up gay porn and the challenge is to try to not get hard, the first one that gets hard is forced to drink the water.
Robert: HA HA! MANUEL GOT HARD! YOU'RE FUCKING GAY! DRINK THE FILIPINO HOT COCO NOW!
Manuel: God dammit..
Manuel: God dammit..
by Boba Gumb December 24, 2016
Get the Filipino Hot Coco mug.1. The fourteenth song on Tom Waits' 1999 album, Mule Variations.
2. A term for any strange or disgusting new food. If you can't figure out a food's name or ingredients, you may call it this.
2. A term for any strange or disgusting new food. If you can't figure out a food's name or ingredients, you may call it this.
Rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs
Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
Tain't the mince meat filagree
And it ain't the turkey neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especially for you
Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
The beans got thrown to the dogs
Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
Tain't the mince meat filagree
And it ain't the turkey neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especially for you
Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
The beans got thrown to the dogs
Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
Get the Filipino Box Spring Hog mug.by Balanced1 April 25, 2022
Get the small circumcised filipino cock mug.by Crunktron9000 November 25, 2011
Get the Filipino high-five mug.Going above and beyond unnecessarily, especially in a smug way. Derived from the fact that the PBA introduced a 4-point line in 2024.
Coed 1: "Did you see Remy turning in his exam early *and* giving a cronut to the professor?"
Coed 2: "Mother fucker is Filipino 4-Pointer, that's what's up."
Coed 2: "Mother fucker is Filipino 4-Pointer, that's what's up."
by CKMeredith June 20, 2025
Get the Filipino 4-Pointer mug.A condition usually present in filipino men,who believe they are the "hottest" and "in demand" guys on the planet,but in reality,suffer from gross insecurities about real world attractiveness,height,sexual performance,and the reluctance from non filipino women/men,to consider them as a legitimate option.
by SmartAssTheOriginal February 14, 2019
Get the filipino condition mug.by TheOneForPeace October 9, 2020
Get the Filipino Dumpling mug.