fig bar

A subtle insult, the equivalent of calling someone gay, or a fag, without insult to the sexual orientation, only as an insult.

God your such a fig bar

by Demonic Fox March 30, 2015

Figging

the act of using a anime figurine to pleasure oneself analy while cosplaying as the same character as the figurine

“David you dweeb stop Figging with your Gojo figure!”

by LollyLord25 May 10, 2024

Figging

The process of sticking a fig up your ass

What surprised that it was real!
(I only figging when my dad is around) sorry

by Liam diball (real name search) April 14, 2024

Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 14, 2024

street waving fig

A possum headed raggamuffin located at either side of the road, usually trying to elicit sexual acts without success.

You fucking street waving fig. Get your thirsty tongue away from my ass hole.

by The street waver June 24, 2017

Water My Figs

An insult of unknown origin that is an equivalent to "Fuck you!"

"You suck". "Oh yeah? Well, you can water my figs buddy."

by Raconteur75 July 15, 2022

Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024