failsauce engage

when your suckiness commences, the first defination wasnt very clear on this

when eric tried to get a girlfriend or pick up a girl, his failsauce engaged

by e-jangles2 May 18, 2008

Faison

The creepiest guy you'll ever meet. A guy that is or has the ability to be a rapist.

Person 1: Dude I just got an email from this super hot girl on the internet. She says she wan't to see me! Should I go?

Person 2: Hell no!!! That girl is probably a total Faison....you'll go to her house and she'll be a grown man and he'll rape and kill you!!

by Super Sham Blam January 28, 2010

faisaljalal

kickass person. Ar kichu bolar nai.

Faisaljalal is kickass person. Ar kichu bolar nai.

by F-Dawg November 8, 2004

fands

(noun) A gross combination of feet and hands on short people. People with fands have a tendency to also have a lazy eye. Can also be used as an acronym to stand for Fucking Annoying Nasty Demented Shit.

I would give you a high five, but your sick fands might rub off on me.
Did you see that girl over there with the fands? She's gross!

by DogNazi October 13, 2011

FAISAL

A very fat person who is a gay pedophile!

Beware, he has this fetish on small boys in toilets!

Omg, that kid was banged by faisal!

by Fvcked_by_Faisal April 17, 2019

Faisal Khan

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mr lunn he's is not a male confirmed by zenab bibi

by TIND U NUTTER May 7, 2004

failson

A derogative term coined by chapo trap house fans and leftist twitter users, often referring to a young man from a successful family who is currently perceived as a "failure" compared to his predecessor.

The use of "failson" is one of the hallmark projections thrown out by insecure numales online, and typically stems from their own failed relationships with their fathers / families. Many leftist internet users have tried to suppress the deep sense of shame they feel stemming from how much they've disappointed their fathers in life. As a result, many can't help but accuse other people, who still have a relationship with their family, as being a failure in the same way they are. The typical "failson" has wealthy parents and a good relationship with his family, which causes a deep, seething jealousy in those who struggle financially and failed to maintain a relationship with their parents. It is an insult used as a way cope with the fact they have no support from their family or their parents. The truth is many "failsons" go on to succeed in life, have families and careers, while the individuals calling people "failsons" post about the benefits of socialism on social media while living in poverty.

Calling someone a failson is a way of saying "I wish I had what he had". Not only wanting for the affluence and wealth that comes from having successful parents, but for a deep desire to have a good relationship with mom and dad.

*Guy and his dad fishing*

nintendo switch guy with a patchy beard: what a pathetic failson. He needs his daddy! what a baby! *cries inside*

by Candleass123 August 6, 2023