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Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2
by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020
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Scottish Exit

It’s not an Irish exit, but it’s close. When you create a reason to leave the bar that’s fictitious. You need to go, so you came up with a reason that’s believable for your friends to not give you shit.
Tuc said she has to go hangout with her boyfriend so she can’t go to the next bar with us. Which is a Scottish exit.
by NYCboys May 25, 2025
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Mick exit

A Mick exit is when someone suddenly leave an outing or an event without saying bye to anyone. It is characterized by subtly paying for everyone before leaving.
We were out drinking at a bar and he did a mick exit again. Never saw him leave, we waited and searched for him for 20 minutes before asking the barmaid. She looked surprised and told us he had payed for everyone leaving a 100% tip.
by DefinitionAndExplanation January 3, 2024
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hard exit

A descriptive term relating to a difficult and often sudden end to a relationship
I had really fallen for Mark and thought we were going to get married then he dumped me and I've been devastated since. It was a hard exit for sure.
by Bob Francios the Fifth January 30, 2024
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Belfast Exit

Instead of an Irish exit where you leave without saying goodbye, you drop a massive controversial take to ruin the vibe of the night and then leave alike to bombing the vibes of the night.
Hey man, how’s it going?”
“Good, but I’m about to do a Belfast Exit”
“Dude, you can’t do that it’s Thanksgiving.”
by PadreGustavo November 19, 2023
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Finnish Exit

When your SO is so cold they ghost your relationship
“Yeah we were in a relationship, but i just stopped hearing from her, it was a Finnish Exit”
by BagAlertBagAlert October 3, 2022
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