Ethan

The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.

Hail Ethan the true whale god!

by True whale god January 31, 2020

Ethan

The gayest nigga alive known to women kind and he kinda smells like my under toe

I was walking then an ethan struck me.

by Cammy is hawt March 11, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a small midget with a tiny penis who likes every girl he sees

Ethan is small

by Lilypadisbig October 24, 2019

Ethan

Short...Just short

Dave: look at that kid
Bob:He is such a Ethan

by The pig October 19, 2021

Ethan

Ethan, he is one of the best guys u'll ever meet! He's a smart ass, surely, but he's also kind. He's really weird and that's what u gotta love about him! He's got that smile that makes u just wanna smile with him, when be laughs, u can't help but laugh with him! When u hang out with him, he looks at u and it brings joy to u! His friends are usually always around. If u're ever lucky enough to meet an Ethan, never let him go

Person 1: omg i couldn't stop laughing at Ethan's joke!!

Person 2: ikr! He's so funny

by wolfgirl12329 January 21, 2019

Ethan

An Ethan is the hottest man in the room. They are great ladies men and once you go Ethan you never go back. Has a penis. Used in the early 2010’s.

Man: HE’S SO HOT
Ryan: IKR HE’S SUCH AN ETHAN

by God father squidward February 24, 2020

Ethan

Small, fat, blonde kid who thinks he's every but can't even knock out and elderly man

ethan is such a pussy and picks his nose

by Saggyfatface June 2, 2020