e⋅lec⋅tion e⋅rec⋅tion ĭ-lěk'shən ĭ-rěk'shən
-noun
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.
-noun
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.
"Dude, when I saw the final tally of votes on Nov. 4, I got a total election erection!"
or
"You may have a first-time voter boner, but when Obama won I got a total election erection."
or
"You may have a first-time voter boner, but when Obama won I got a total election erection."
by St. Bastard November 5, 2008
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Person 1: "Wow, Tina lost a lot of weight!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you can tell just by looking at her erection pants."
or
Person 1: "These jeans just don't fit! They're so baggy!"
Person: "You have a pair of erection pants, my friend."
Person 2: "Yeah, you can tell just by looking at her erection pants."
or
Person 1: "These jeans just don't fit! They're so baggy!"
Person: "You have a pair of erection pants, my friend."
by Sings24 January 3, 2011
Get the Erection Pants mug.The tingling sensation you get in anticipation before eating something sour (generally associated with sour candy).
Right before I ate that sour patch kid, my tongue got all tingly in anticipation; I had a really big tongue erection.
by Eitamic April 20, 2010
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" Why Sally you look rather erectatious tonight"
OR
" Man that salad was erectatious" He said, fully erect.
OR
" Man that salad was erectatious" He said, fully erect.
by LandJack INC August 25, 2011
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"Some drugstore. Where the hell do they keep the cock rings?"
"Shhhh."
"Where the hell do they keep the erection rings?"
"Hell if I know. Try 'Adult Pleasures' or 'Family Planning.'"
"Shhhh."
"Where the hell do they keep the erection rings?"
"Hell if I know. Try 'Adult Pleasures' or 'Family Planning.'"
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