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erect test

A series of test where a willing male will go onto any porn, hentai site, the sort's, and see what can get there penis erect, usually in a attempt to find out where there fetish(s) is and / or are.
Jimmy was dared by his friend's to do the erect test, so he went scrolling through pornhub for 30 minutes, he eventually found out he was into Scat.
by Scattergrunt November 13, 2020
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General Erection

When you wake up to vote for the general election on the 12th December, and you have an erection.
"I was gonna go to the polling station, but I woke up with a general erection."
by jxsiahthemosiah December 11, 2019
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neglected erection

When a girl (or guy) gives you blue balls
Bro I was with a girl last night and I ended up with a neglected erection
by Dwide schrude July 12, 2017
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school-erect

When you you get boner in class for no apparent reason
Today in school i got called up to present my paper but i didnt go because i was school-erect
by Haul8 December 7, 2015
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Res-erection

When u die and get hard after u die so u got like a zombie peen.
Yo dude I heard if you die sometimes your peen gets hard.
No way dude
Yes way dude
Dude
Dude
Dahhh that’s hot!
A zombie peen aka res-erection
by BhongWip42O January 22, 2019
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Erect Nipples

Where your fucking cold or you have the gay-ass goose bumps, your nipples get fucking hard and pointy. Sometimes called pointy toys.
Man 1 "Dude did you see that slut with the pointy toys?" Man 2 "yeah you could see them through her white wet shirt!"
by Nipplewomen July 18, 2005
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de-erection

when a penis withdraws completely into the body of the male, much the way a tortoise retreats into it's shell during times of fear
There was a point of time when Lindsay's lovely bosoms hoisted my flag, but now here anorexic body gives me a de-erection
by Harry Pudi January 1, 2007
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