emotional black eye

A sharp public humiliation or visible emotional trauma.

An example of emotional black eye -- getting dumped on Twitter.

by bookworm73 June 23, 2010

Emoticonist

A person that enjoys the art form of making emotes (or emoticons). Emoticonists go far beyond what many of us call them such as :-) or XD by making fully animated or static designed graphics.

Some emotes are not though designed for general chat use. Emotes can be big, small, or have a fully designed background made with only a 1 pixel brush 90% through the way.:D

Many of these "Emoticonists" can be discovered on the popular art site deviantART, though, not only members of that site may make emoticons.

Go to deviantART.com and search "Emote" or "Emoticons" to find some really good emotes and Emoticonist(s).

by IceXDragon November 18, 2011

Emotional Shrapnel

The detritus that gets stuck in a person's soul when another person has a complete meltdown and spreads their BS across the widest available arc becaue they can't keep their emotions in check.

A close kin to free floating anxiety - but with more oomph.

When your boss has a cow for something that wasn't your fault and really rips into you. You've got to take the hit without a flakjacket. The "Emotional Shrapnel" can lodge deep and cause future issues.

by Ms. JacKeT November 23, 2011

Emotional Inertia

The amount of emotional stability associated with an individual as it pertains to how dramatic an event is required to move them to an extreme emotional state.

His girlfriend seems to be able to be moved to tears by such a simple thing as a greeting card commercial. That chick has absolutely no emotional inertia!

by SmoovJC November 21, 2012

Emotional Crotch

The person, male or female, that you hook up with between unsuccessful relationships. This person may or may not have feelings for you but is always there to fill the void between your loins when you need them.

Veronica: Hey Jenny maybe you and Scott really have something here! You always go back to him when things don’t workout with whoever you’re seeing.
Jenny: Nah, he’s a great emotional crotch though!

by Markmywords88 December 27, 2015

Emotionally starstruck

A person who is feeling a indescribable amount of emotions

"I can't wait to go to high school!"
"The expressions on your face make you emotionally starstruck."

by Drago flag August 4, 2017

Emotionzheimers

When too much emotion makes you forget about facts, logic, or what you wrote ten seconds earlier.

Do you not even remember what you wrote a few words earlier? It's like you've got emotionzheimers

by Camaban August 19, 2017