Empty Fridge

When you get to have anal intercourse with your wife because she forgot to get groceries that day.

His wife hadn't been to the store all week and the fridge was totally empty, so Matt got to empty fridge her last night.

by KingKongDongII January 15, 2012

emiya

This girl is a great friend she also is a great cousin. If you find a friend like this u would want to keep her.She is also very smart and will always be on your side when u need help.She is also very cute.

Abby: hi that girl over there she is so nice.

Jacob:She is smart and cute I want to ask her out.

Abby :I want her to be my bestie.
Abby and Jacob:she is such an Emiya

by Emiya January 18, 2017

emptyquote

Quoting a text someone else posted without adding anything of your own. Used when the person quoted has summed up exactly how you feel, and you have nothing to add.

"Ditto"

It can also be used to make a post permanent, if the person said something really stupid and you want to make sure he/she doesn't want to edit it away or delete it after thinking it over, forcing them to live it down.

User1 : I'm so glad this semester is over!
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User2 : User1 : I'm so glad this semester is over!

In this example, instead of saying 'I agree' he employs the emptyquote

by NeccoWafersKillChildren December 17, 2010

empty catbox syndrome

Combination of "empty nest syndrome" and "catbox," describing the empty feeling when, for whatever reason, you no longer have a cat (and the accompanying turds in the catbox) to take care of.

Fluffy left for college. I'm suffering from empty catbox syndrome.

by Ae5Ea8 March 29, 2015

emptying the car

Code for masturbation while at work. Often done in an inappropriate place, such as the opposite sex's bathroom or shared break room.

Tony: Man, I haven't ejaculated since Susan left me for Efren weeks ago. I can't jack off while I'm sleeping on my mom's couch.
Keith: Have you tried emptying the car? The women's bathroom is pretty private, but I prefer to empty the car behind the copy machine.

by Failedstate May 15, 2015

Emily

A beautiful girl that is athletic, smart, kind, and a nickname for an Emily could be a goddess. She is hardworking, and will put family/friends before anything else. She can be sensitive but she always hides it by having fun. If you’re lucky enough to have an Emily in your life, cherish her and never let her go.

Oh my gosh did you see Emily in math today, she was amazing!

by Turtle012 September 4, 2018

so empty

Breasts that feel like they have no contents. Just 2 sacks of skin with an areola and a nipple. No trace of them ever being a full and meaty breast

I love your tits they are so empty and soft

by Working Class Hero April 18, 2021