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EMILF

(n) - A pregnant woman who you would like to have sex with. Derived from MILF, except the "E" stands for "Expectant."
That chick is such a EMILF!
by Wally and Ben September 24, 2007
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Eileenthology

Pronounced: Aye-lean-th-oh-low-gee.

The belief in whatever the heck you want to believe in.

Meaning that you can combine (yes, COMBINE) various religions and possibly even make up your own.

Religions may clash and contradict each other so choose wisely.

Eileenthology was created specifically to rub it in my sister's face stating that I can believe in whatever I want to believe in even if they clash.

I've figured out a way to balance all three (those stated below). Woo hoo!
Religious view: Catholic - Christian - Buddhist

AKA Eileenthology

I am 33.3% Catholic, 33.3% Christian AND 33.3% Buddhist.

HOLLAAAAAAA!
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Eileen

She's a wonderful human being. She's always there when u need her and will always stand up for you. She's honest and an advice giver. She's not skinny nor fat and has a big butt and boobs. Love you Eileen
Me: Oof there comes my best friend Eileen
Friend: Yupp
by sugamin9901 April 7, 2018
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Emilee

she is one of the sweetest, most wonderful people you will ever meet and she can always make people laugh! she might not like her body at some points but she really, truly doesn't know how beautiful she truly is! I love you emilee<3
me: Omg! emilee is so cool!
others: she is so pretty! I want to be friends with her
by quincybowers May 13, 2019
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Eileen

Eileen: aye the kind of female you can lean on a girl that knows what she wants and is totally kickass
Eileen will kick ur ass..
by IELLLLLLLLLLLLLENNNNNNNNNNNNN October 21, 2010
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Emilie

hot piece of ass, usually blonde, likes apples
"wow who's that girl eating an apple?"
"oh that's emilie"
by Jack22 May 9, 2008
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Emilee

A girl who is loyal to her true friends, has hazel eyes and treats everyone really well and puts them first. She is also very shy and likes to play in sports. If you are lucky enough to catch her, she might also be on the stage acting. She usually keeps her feeling to herself.
Sarah: wow my friend ned Emilee.may@bromleyeastcs.org is sooooo awesome 😆.

Olivia: I know right we are so lucky to have her as a friend
by Eelime yam July 5, 2016
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