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Night Elf Mohawk

"Hi, I'm Mr T and I'm a Night Elf Mohawk"
by YNG March 19, 2008
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The Elf Downstairs

A term for when a roommate refuses to go to bed and instead stays up all night complaining about homework. The observing roommate typically resides in a lofted bed.
Roommate 1: Rehhh, I hate physics!
Roommate 2: Dude, I'm trying to get some sleep. Quit being the elf downstairs.
by Jillian Klein January 30, 2009
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Buddy the Elf

a hyperactive schizophreic man who lived in the north pole as an elf for half of his adult life. He enjoys singing outside of the women's showers and hugging narwhals. Candy canes are his cocaine and maple syrup and noodles are bae. he gets attacked by racoons that are hugless and loves to plaay with rotary doors. maybe he needs a saint viator education and some love.
buddy the elf get ur shit together
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
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I ship mice elf

I ship mice elf” MeansI Shit Myself
Charlie: Hey, I dare you to say “I ship mice elf”
Jack: Ok! I ship mice elf- Wait...
by Nolan Levi March 5, 2020
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house elf

Can you please put your stuff away? I'm tired of house elfing for you all the time!
by Geoff OMG December 30, 2007
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career elf

Someone who plays nothing but elves in tabletop or computer RPGs (such as Dungeons and Dragons), and has gotten to the point where they refuse to play a character of any other race.

They are a compendium of lore when it comes to anything elven about a given setting, but they get offended if one plays an elf in a manner they consider incorrect or improper.

They typically play elven females, even if they themselves are male, on the grounds that "they are more attractive to look at when playing".
Player 1: "Hey, what is up with Player 3?"

Player 2: "Oh, he's a career elf. Just let him spend time with his little elf friends and leave him alone."

Player 3 (Career Elf): "I am a great roleplayer, even though my character is born from the depths of Mary Sue-dom, and I only play one race exclusively!"
by PiousHeretic, the Mighty. March 30, 2009
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Slippery Elf

When a guy with a short dick keeps slipping out of his partner's wet vagina while having sex. She doesn't notice the difference and keeps going as if the little pink elf just snuck away without a trace.
"That fucking Benny.... he got his fat girlfriend all worked up again and she didn't notice his slippery elf sneaking away in the middle of their fuck."
by TheLargeBreast February 20, 2014
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