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Gentlemen's Elbow

Soreness in your elbow and/or forearm from masterbating too much or giving to many hand jobs.
Gary: Wow, my elbow really aches right now.
Sam: Better lay off your 'Handjobs for the Homeless' charity, you'll give yourself Gentlemen's Elbow.
by Johnloveshandjobs23 March 26, 2017
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Jacker’s Elbow

A less refined reference to cubital tunnel syndrome whereby the ulnar nerve has been absolutely and brutally abused from chronic, repetitive stress from masturbation. More common in men.
After remote working for the last year and a half due to covid, Stefan developed a horrific case of jacker’s elbow and had to be splinted for 6 months. He’s working on a solid case with his other elbow now.
by Dick Onchin August 18, 2021
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worlds hottest elbows

Technoblade has the worlds hottest elbows, no doubt
by Dolor Eclipse July 2, 2022
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Eliot

They are the kind of person you wish was your best friend. They are goofy and they easily kind to everyone. They spell their name the only right way to spell the name.
Eliot is awesome.
by WJEUSA November 18, 2020
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starbucks elbow

Phenomenon caused most notably by "venti no-whip chai" lattes. This condition causes one's elbow to remain bent as to position said latte at sternum level, presumably to reduce sip time. No known cures exist although an empty cup seems to alleviate some of the symptoms.
Person 1: "Bob Dole has a serious case of starbucks elbow. He can't even put his arm down."

Person2: "Dude, he was shot in World War II"
by Jimmy Stale January 20, 2009
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Penis elbow

A condition that comes from sitting in front of the computer all day jerking off constantly to internet porn.
"I guess I have to stop masturbating so much, I think I'm getting penis elbow."
" Yeah why don't you stop looking at those porn sites constantly and put the dick down. Your arm might feel better. Your dick might not be so sore either"
by JC Dingleberry May 10, 2016
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Cleft elbow

That roll of fat that hangs over a fat persons upper arm, thus somewhat hiding the dent of an elbow they possess.
Lee: Holy shit bro!! Look at the cleft elbow on that fatty Lumpkin!

Turd: my God! She looks like a garbage bag full of vegetable soup with a belt around it!
by The turd abibes March 23, 2018
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