Edison penis

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.

M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.

by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016

eisoptrophobia

this is what garfield, the cat, experienced when he looked into the empty picture frame that john held around odie. garfield thought he was looking into a mirror, and he felt fear.

garfield and odie sped away on the boat, eisoptrophobia.

by woiwoiwoiwoiwoiwoiwoiwoiwoiwoi February 25, 2017

Egson

It's a great boy. His character is so beautiful and stunning. His eyes are always a dream and he's so friendly and nice, but his ex girlfriend is a bitch, why didn't he broke up earlier?

But at last
He's gorgeous

Egson is such a beautiful and great frien.

by _anonymous_unknown_person June 1, 2017

Edison

Edison-a very sexy man thats VERY attractive

Damnnn!!! That Edison guy is sexy

by Jr edson April 18, 2018

Edison

To promise an amount of "payment" for goods &or services. Take those goods & or services & not give said payment as promised. Basically a bottom barrel theif that lacks the capacity to formulate an original idea on their own. Taking cred for others works.

Wow! What a Edison .

by Vividamnesia September 26, 2017

Eisenstein

A person with blue eyes, very tall, good teeth, stick thin with a killer personality. She is very sexy and quirky and knows how to throw a good party. But she isn’t as clever as Einstein.

A person who is sexy is an Eisenstein

by Possessed by a demon called fo February 14, 2018

eisenbraun

A person or family that represents absolute insanity

wow what an eisenbraun

by ifkwkdjcisokxnc May 24, 2018