pre-party ejaculate

Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars

Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"

Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.

Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"

by JSBizzle September 21, 2011

ejaculatory episode under denim

Jizzing in your pants

When I rubbed my yarak, I had an ejaculatory episode under denim

by pentozali November 7, 2013

Ejaculation Station

A bachelor pad. Synonymous with Stabbin' Cabin.

I hope my date goes well tonight & we end up at the old ejaculation station!

by stxnthamix February 8, 2018

Ejagulate

A rush of pleasure one gets when one watches the Jacksonville Jaguars win a game

After watching the Jaguars beat the Chargers last week I ejagulated all over the living room

by Fundles January 19, 2023

sonic ejaculation

When one ejaculates so hard with so much semen, his testicle will be pulled with the semen.

Guy 1: "Dude, she is so hot!!"
Victim: "Yeah, my testicle hurts because of my case of sonic ejaculation."

by Never_Mad January 14, 2015

rocket ejaculation

An Adjective too describe an ejaculation during intimacy that pushes the body on top a bit and makes both people feel like they have gone too the moon.

She gives me a Rocket ejaculation every night

by squiddyman August 21, 2016

Fear ejaculation

Like premature ejaculation but you hope for it... When your primal instincts take over and you have a boner but really you want out of the situation so you just cum and run.

She was coyote ugly but I was already there so the only way out was fear ejaculation.

by lincolnstyle October 19, 2019