rectal engineer

A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.

My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.

by Dos Divas August 1, 2009

Used Engine

A recently acquired girlfriend who is already impregnated by someone else.

Dude, check out my new girlfriend!

Aww man, she's pregnant! You just got yourself a used engine!

by Aliky February 22, 2010

Southern Engineer

surprisingly brilliant (the accent is deceptive), can make rockets out of anything, uses cotton fields as launch pads, uses y'all and centripetal force in the same sentence

NASA

He made a rocket out of moonshine; he must be a southern engineer.

by rocketnerd November 12, 2011

pussy engine

a moms minivan thats engine is so weak that you can't hear it.

"Dude your mom has such a pussy engine."

by pussy engine inventor July 8, 2014

Mrs.Eddington

Mrs.Eddington (Karen to her students) is the pride and joy of racist teachers. She won’t let the non white kids go to the bathroom and always yells be quiet at them. Many that know her might refer to her as Camel toe Karen.

“Bro Mrs.Eddington unnecessarily yelled be quiet at her students for 24 minutes straight. She pretty cute tho, that 80 year old cutie”

by Central Kitsap wack October 17, 2019

Edwina

A suzizzle person who derives happiness from a social and active lifestyle whilst maintaining high abuse of all things sweet without calories (e.g. suzie red). Synonyms could be 'wind' and 'fire' as it is hard to forsee paths travelled by an Edwina, but you feel the burn as she leaves you where you stand, aching for the next connection. Contradicting personality fueled by a flammable zest for life.

That wind has a forboding yet fun-adrenaline provoking edwina feel to it.

by UlrikeMeinhoffIV November 10, 2009

Sex Engineer

A person who creates new and interesting ways to have sex

Boy: "So I invented a 360º sex combo"
Girl: "So you're like a Sex Engineer?"

by Mac Soul January 9, 2012