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shanghai easter basket 

When you slide your hand down a Chinese hookers panties and can't find her savory jelly bean through the thicket of wiry brush.
After having a few beers I wanted to flick the bean but I couldn't get past the Shanghai Easter basket.
shanghai easter basket by Wong way January 27, 2017

Best Easter Ever

The Easter of 2004, whereon several miracles took place. The exact cause of these miracles is unknown, but attributed to the greatness of that important day, to which few still pay annual tribute.
Jonas: Remember the Best Easter Ever?

Tim: We must pay tribute to that great day.

Mark: It truly was...the Best Easter Ever!
Best Easter Ever by ThreeMen May 13, 2011

Double Coloured Easter Bear 

A Double Coloured Easter Bear is when someone dresses up as Pudsy the bear (furry)
Connor is a Double Coloured Easter Bear

sprite easter pink 

Sprite with drank

codine and promithazene mixed in with sprite
...and i like my sprite easter pink (lil wayne)
sprite easter pink by Ian Gun December 28, 2007

Cheery Easter 

The proper way to wish someone good intentions on the day of the Resurrection and painted eggs (or, if you're a pagan, the spring ritual of fertilization)
Cheery Easter and a fancy spring dress!

(kinda like)

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

or

Happy Christmas from Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!
Cheery Easter by steelman August 16, 2003

Caroline Easter

A code name given to someone who loves/crushes on a man named Pish or Phish. Someone who loves a nice tub of ben and jerrys inside them
Jen: She's a Caroline Easter
bobby: but i love pish!
Jen: She loves Pish
Marley: I love ben and jerrys
Caroline Easter by wcsmw December 6, 2012