CCR-Expert

An autistic woman beater who can't pronounce his r's and who is not capable of living without a carer

have you spoken to CCR-Expert, he's an absolute retard, he bashed he's sister

by HitlersLeftNut May 10, 2019

Unrealistic expectations

Expecting somebody to find and do something impossible.

The teenager commited suicide due to unmet unrealistic exectations by someone in his family. Unrealistic expectations are the kind where somebody is really never going to be good enough, even if they did something impossible, then they went on and did a thousand more impossible things.

by The Original Agahnim July 25, 2021

Expecto Erectus

A spell in which you put on a guy, and his penis gets erected, unless you are fat.

Tyrone: Yo bitch! I'm gonna knock dat tit right ndown to da core!

Yopani: Expecto Erectus!
Tyrone: Aw shit man! What da hell did you do dat? Fuckin bonars...
Yopani: You asked fo it man.
Tyrone: go down man! go down! I aint ready!

by IBEREAL! May 31, 2011

expectarian

A northern term used in darts for a vastly high scoring win or thrashing of one's opponent to embarrassing levels.

Bristow brought out all his expectarians against poor John Lowe tonight

by Che501 September 11, 2012

Expectating

The act of observing a couple plan a pregnancy.

Ben and Danielle were nauseous while expectating with Hoffa and Kenna Rae. Their offspring doesnt stand a chance.

by God of geometry June 18, 2016

Expecting gold out of nickels

A phrase often said by a person who has been hired for a low wage and does an adequate job but gets yelled at or talked down to anyways like they are hired you to be the second coming of Christ.

Manager: I told you yesterday to re-organize isle 22! You wasted a whole day!

Worker: I was told to put out stock and help unload the truck, you keep expecting gold out of nickels.

by Poyuma February 19, 2018

expectify

A word that some guy named Victor made up. Also a magic spell from Harry Potter that does anything you want.

EXPECTIFY!

by vanillabeanz March 14, 2018