ex pest

One of those annoying exes who still feels the need to interfere in your present life..

Be it offering useless advice or generally sticking their nose in

"The ex pest has been on the phone again sticking her oar in where its not wanted"

by MrsDLT July 12, 2017

ex-batallion

A group of jejemons in the philippines doing rap music and all the useless thing you could ever imagine.

q: Are you an Ex-batallion?
a: putang ina mo ba?

by 123alsdhkjdf January 16, 2018

Ex sex

Is when your dick feels homesick and nostalgic.
Jokes aside, it's one of the easiest kinds of sex to get.
It may ruin your life an get you on the verge of "please come back to me" bullshit. However, it may also make you "whole" and keep you from idealizing the girl (and reflecting over the relationship you used to have)

I tell our mutual friend "say hi from me when you meet her".
5 days later some crazy ex sex happens. It literally takes you next to nothing to grab some ex pussy action.

I gave Jackie a call and we had some ex sex. Why? He knows my body well, those one night standers don't really come close.

by DJ Blowback January 23, 2019

ex mom

When you can’t handle your mom and so you put her out of your life.

I have an ex mom

by Babygowild March 30, 2019

Ex-induced schizophrenic

An unrecognised mental health disorder that occurs when you have been exposed to a narcissistic gaslighter who has a tendency to ghost you as a hobby.

It's ok they pin pointed the cause of my problem! I'm ex-induced schizophrenic. I finally get to hang my certificate on the wall.

Ex-induced schizophrenic a person who has been diagnosed Ex-induced schizophrenia

by Missleashy September 6, 2019

Ex day

Today you must talk or sit with your ex boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or best friend.

Boy: can I sit here
Girl: why, we are ex’s anyway
Boy: it’s “Ex Day”
Girl: oh go ahead

by Alyssa Beaiky November 7, 2019

ex-girlfriend

a girl who has broken up with her boyfriend

He broke up with his ex-girlfriend.

by SweetDivaKay April 23, 2020