Potty emergency

When you have to go potty really bad but there's no where to relieve yourself.

Little kid:mommy daddy I have to go potty. One of the parents:there's no potty here you'll have to hold t until we get to one. little kid ten minutes later crying: I need to go potty!!! I'm having a potty emergency!!! One of the parents: stop crying before you use the potty in your carseat. Little kid crying:I can't hold it!!!

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber May 21, 2021

ghosting emergency contact

A ghosting emergency contact is someone who you will have call your family or formerly close friends that you are ghosting to say “If there is an emergency call me, so I can tell Jon if you have an emergency or if someone has passed away.

Hey, Anna, I’m ghosting my parents, will call them and say call me if y’all have an emergency, so I can tell Jon. He is dating a hot chick and she won’t let him talk to his parents. This is what you a call a ghosting emergency contact

by Country Smartass January 21, 2023

How do you emergency?

An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.

Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal

-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill

-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes

How do you emergency? These days I emergency by counting my chickens and collecting hail.

by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021

what's your emergency?

You're in a life threatening situation and you called 911

what's your emergency?
Help, I'm trapped in my car!

by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023

Toshia Kay emergency

The excuse that your friend uses to rescue you from a situation where another person has you hemmed up and won't stop talking to you it's a Toshia Kay Emergency.

Me: I need a Toshia Kay Emergency!
Sis: I'm calling you now!
Me: okay

Me: hello
Sis: Can you come to my house? It's an emergency.

by Lightening Sparkles August 23, 2023

October 4 Emergency Alert Test

The October 4 Emergency Alert was a test that took place on October 4, 2023. On October 4, FEMA annouced they were goi g to set a test alarm and they claimed it would be one of the loudest sound in history. Over a millions of phones in the U.S went off. After it happened, people claimed it was not loud at all and it was disappointing.

Everyone: *covers ears*
The alarm: *beeeeeep, beeeeeep*
Everyone: -_-

*October 4 Emergency Alert Test was boring*

by ForgiveMe2864 October 4, 2023

911, what's your emergency?

The first words you hear when you call 911. Gives you temporary relief.

*calls 911*
Emergency dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
guy 1: Can you guys send an ambulance quickly? guy 2 fell to the ground.

by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023