Sex position shelf on an elf is where a man with a large stomach rests it on a woman's ass during doggy style
by TheDW December 19, 2013
One of santa's little helpers. He escaped from the Asylum up north. Now he hides in peoples behinds, usually in the rectum. If you detect an Ass elf early, you won't have to dig it out with plyers.
"If Jimmy left that Ass elf in for 2 more days, they would've had to rip him a new one just to get it out."
by Jiggly jimmy and the Gang. May 09, 2003
A spear-creatin obcessed with the many uses of spears and magical bodily juices. Resistance against this nocturnal vegetarian is futile.
by Fergus June 20, 2004
A Space Elf is one who has large black eyes and pale skin. They have unnatural colors of hair like purple, silver and aqua. Space Elf's usually have lots of body modifications.
by Psycho Lexi March 08, 2013
A warcraft 3 player who chooses night elf as his race, primarily because of the ease of use. Abuses elf to the full extent and/or whines about huntress armor type and how imbalanced balanced units are.
stfu newb elf and get some skill.
I just lost to a newb elf, time to go shoot myself.
Please abuse more stupid newb elf.
I just lost to a newb elf, time to go shoot myself.
Please abuse more stupid newb elf.
by TerrorBlade December 31, 2004
since he's sooooo short of course he's an elf ruler! But who cares! Hes just sooo cute and hot and sexy and his eyes! *melts at the sight of edwards golden eyes*
by Serenity, Edward's girlfriend August 22, 2006
Megaman Zero 2/3.
Originally called the Mother Elf, she was created to end the Maverick Wars. Afterwards she was sealed away to prevent the misues of her power. But the evil Dr. Weil captured and corrupted her, turning her into the evil Dark Elf. This event sparked the Elf Wars.
The corruption was removed upon the destruction of Omega, Zero's original body.
Originally called the Mother Elf, she was created to end the Maverick Wars. Afterwards she was sealed away to prevent the misues of her power. But the evil Dr. Weil captured and corrupted her, turning her into the evil Dark Elf. This event sparked the Elf Wars.
The corruption was removed upon the destruction of Omega, Zero's original body.
by Dark_T_Zeratul January 07, 2005