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Rock Paper Scissors Dynamite

When playing Rock Paper Scissors and you unexpectedly realise you are losing, you play dynamite as it beats everything.

Some proffessional players consider this a foul move and scram CHEAT whn it is used.

Dynamite is played by pointing out your index (the first) finger.
Everyone: Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Boy 1 has played rock, Boy 2 has played scissors and Boy 3 has played dynamite.

Boy 1 and Boy 2: You CHEAT! Dynamite isn't real!

Boy 3: Is there a rock paper scissors dynamite rule book now?
by Leanna Big Fat Banana April 27, 2011
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Whup-ass Dynamics

The theory of Whup-ass Dynamics:

Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.

It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.

The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Today in the school of hard knocks I learned about Whup-ass Dynamics. It's the theory of how and why whup-ass occurs and what would happen if one was to become involved with it.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
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napoleon dynamite

1. A movie that gained popular acclaim via cognitive dissonance. True to form, there is nothing funny about the movie. But when people pay money to go see and sit through the entire movie, their brain tries to rationalize the situation (especially when you go watch a stupid movie.) In the end, the individual will convince him/herself that the movie was good.

2. A movie that has been quoted by the vast pre-teen adolescent population way to many times.
1. That was the greatest movie ever. I mean, I paid money to go see it and I sat through the entire thing, so it must have been good.

2. Your mom goes to college
by Euthanasia April 13, 2005
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dynamics

A follow-on class to Statics that would be interesting and intellectually stimulating, except for all of the goddamn homework.
Me: I would feel like living another day, except for all of my dynamics homework.

Labpartner: Yeah, you're fucked. Just jump out the window.
by Disgruntled Engineer January 22, 2006
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computational fluid dynamics

(CFD)
physics the quantitative study of fluids and their actions given a set of events.

For use in the creation of soup, chemical based reactors, vehicles, risk assessments, damage assessments, meteorological predictions, and different predictions of naturally occurring phenomena.
seriously, im not that smart.
(Anyway, an example of computational fluid dynamics would need graphical models and computer programming)
by puahl October 8, 2005
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dynamited chicken

Military term for the delicacy known to civilians as "chicken a la' king"
Cookie makes a damn good dynamited chicken.
by Atomic Johnny March 29, 2005
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Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite is a highly overrated movie. There were plenty of funny parts, and parts that show what an average day is like for many kids who get picked on and mistreated, but it's not the best movie ever. The movie is quoted and misquoted so often, that none of the jokes are even remotely funny anymore. For some reason all the 'scenesters' and 'emo kids' like this movie and idolize it. Not because they thought it was funny, but because their friend thought it was funny. This isn't even the best low-budget movies. Monty Python, Ed Wood movies, and even Barbarella kicks this movies ass!.
Kid1: "Your mom went to the college." (Do you think I'm funny now?)

Kid2: "YES OMGZ GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH I LOVE THAT MOVIE"

Kid1: "AWESOME. RAD. LETS ANNOY EVERYONE ELSE WITH OUR LAME OBSESSION"

Kid2: &&&&&&&&&&;;;;;;;;;;;;;.
by 10023n April 3, 2005
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