Dylans Brother

this guy is constantly living in his brothers shadow lmao. sad dog puts a hole in his ears to try to hide the hole in his heart. Dylans Brother is literally 3'5'', and because of this, he is used to sucking his brothers dick not only metaphorically, but also physically, as he is constantly standing at penis height. My username is Dylans brother's reality.

billy: my dick feels wet bro
niggolas: bro just quickly geeze. is Dylans Brother sucking your dick?
billy: oh shit bro, i forgot to check! yeah he is what a gimp haha!

by Gagonmycock June 20, 2019

dylanified

Inability to adapt to the environment even if you are very talented.
Feeling like Bob Dylan in the "We are the world, USA for Africa".

Dude! I was with my girlfriend friends, i was dylanified. I couldn't even join the conversation.

by ocsocs January 27, 2020

Dylan

me, duh

Me: "Hello My Name is Dylan"
Jeff: "Your name is Dylan"
Me: "It sure is."

by Ghastler February 18, 2020

Dylanmartin

Failure, a complete failure

Hes definitely Dylanmartin...such a failure...

by Just_me_dj February 19, 2020

Dylan is a gay boi

Dylan is a huge gay boi who looks like a walmart jesus

He is known for his miracles. Unlike Jesus who turned water into wine. He turned it into period blood

It is a well known fact that he sucked off his RS teacher Mr Farrell.

He is also a mad simp

Dylan has hair longer than rapunzel

oh yeah that's cause Dylan is a gay boi

by kanjara June 27, 2020

Dylan Farrell

A soon to be furry who is addicted to Jojo references. He is currently more sexually attracted to the bass guitar than women. Will not get laid in college

Literally anything said by anyone:

Dylan Farrell: Is that a Jojo Reference?!?!?!?

by Mike_Clark May 5, 2020

dylanobriensexual

When your totally and completely in love with Dylan O’Brien

“What’s your sexuality?”
“Oh I’m dylanobriensexual”

by Blippsy January 11, 2021