Dry Mop

When you girl gyrates her hairy snatch back and forth on your flaccid penis in an effort to get her wet and you hard.

Ann and I were so hammered last night she had to dry mop for 20 minutes before we could fuck.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016

Going in dry

Vaginal or anal sex without lubrication, whether natural (such as from foreplay which causes vaginal wetness), or artificial (such as KY or Vaseline). This provides pleasure for the penetrating partner because of the tightness, but can cause pain for the person who's being penetrated, especially anally.

"Brace yourself baby, I'm going in dry..."

by Datch Guy June 29, 2022

dry lipping

dry lipping

This is were a person wipes the moisture from the front of the top gum in the mouth and smiles.

The result is the inside of the top lip sticks to the front top Gum in an upward manner, displaying all the top teeth.

(Person having photo taken) Can you take a photo of me while I am dry lipping so I have a big smile for the camera.

(Photographer) Thats a great smile, I can see all your top teeth in the photo.

by lunchcutter July 29, 2010

letting it dry

The art of ejaculating until orgasm then letting the semen dry on your cock

Hey girl ima fan of letting it dry.

by 3000biaches July 5, 2017

Dry Whisking

Verb: a type of genital stimulation for sexual pleasure using an electronically powered or handheld kitchen mixer.

While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.

Corrine: Wow, Sully, I can't believe you bought me this kitchen mixer!

Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD August 4, 2016

Dry Scrolling

When a woman can't find any porn that will turn her on.

Jenny spent the night dry scrolling because none of the porn she was watching made her wet.

by Mister_Ghillie March 29, 2015

Dry fire

When one sits down to have a bowel movement but only farts are emitted causing confusion in the sitting person as to why nothing solid has evacuated the body.

I had to poop sooooo bad but when I sat down, nothing. I just dry fired.

by ryatellsastory September 16, 2015