by asdfasdf3838383 October 8, 2021

When you girl gyrates her hairy snatch back and forth on your flaccid penis in an effort to get her wet and you hard.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016

by 3000biaches July 5, 2017

by Mister_Ghillie March 29, 2015

The Dry Newman is when your aim is intentionally miss directed and you slam it home into the anus without warning or lubrication.
"I was doing that chick from Taco Bell last night doggy style when I gave her the Dry Newman"
"Thought I finally got rid of that psycho bitch last night when I gave her the Dry Newman but she actual loved it"
"Thought I finally got rid of that psycho bitch last night when I gave her the Dry Newman but she actual loved it"
by urtool February 15, 2014

Vaginal or anal sex without lubrication, whether natural (such as from foreplay which causes vaginal wetness), or artificial (such as KY or Vaseline). This provides pleasure for the penetrating partner because of the tightness, but can cause pain for the person who's being penetrated, especially anally.
by Datch Guy June 29, 2022

When one sits down to have a bowel movement but only farts are emitted causing confusion in the sitting person as to why nothing solid has evacuated the body.
by ryatellsastory September 16, 2015
