Skip to main content

glock dookie 

Toothpaste tubes filled with nut, poop, piss, or a mix of all inside, used by gang bangers or those with no stick (gun)
Quandale: “Ay say this a robbery empty yo pockets”
Daquavious: “Watchu finna do with that toothpaste, wait is that a GLOCK DOOKIE!?!?”

Churn the Dookie Butter

The toilet got clogged after I took a shit, so I had to churn the dookie butter!
marijuana, bud, blunt, joint,
yo, where them doobiez at ?
doobiez by boobie watcher brody December 6, 2010

Dookie Squirts 

When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.
Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!
A Dooble is a short kid and very funny if you ever meet a Dooble make sure you r on their good side
I just met this little kid but he/she is in our grade

Oh don’t worry it’s just a Dooble
Dooble by Thiqq kitty girl February 13, 2019

shamlam doobily 

Tyrone has a big shamlam doobily
shamlam doobily by ugygguyguyg January 22, 2016