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Self-discounted

Having the feeling of someone breaking inside of your house

And you can’t defend yourself because you’re too aware and scared.
Oh no I feel self-discounted
by GHXSTRXDER October 8, 2023
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Potato Discount

When adding a product worth less than $2.99 makes your overall Amazon order cheaper.
Amazon has a $25 minimum for free overnight shipping — otherwise you have to pay $2.99 to get it shipped overnight. So if your subtotal is $22.01 - $24.99, you can add something cheap (such as a single potato) to push your cart over the limit and get it all for less than you'd have to pay with the overnight shipping fee.
I needed my order fast and didn’t want to pay $2.99 for overnight shipping, so I added a $0.69 potato to my cart. That Potato Discount saved me $2.56!
by Ghost Crow September 9, 2024
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Donut Discount

The act of aggressively negotiating a lower price despite being fully able (and willing) to pay full price — purely for the thrill of the deal.

Synonyms: deal gremlin, bargain flex, coupon warrior, The Nickel Squeeze, Deal Dopamine
The neighbor girl only charging $1 for lemonade, but I talked her down to .25 and went full Donut Discount — just to unlock a NEW Achievement: Tiny Tyrant & Lemonade Legend

Usage note: Not about saving money — it’s about winning and mastering your ability.
by Jagreasey February 15, 2026
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Autistic discount

The discounts and rewards you get to take advantage of because you need to read the menu ahead and see pictures to make your decision and you hate speaking to people more than necessary so you exclusively order food through mobile apps.
How do you always have rewards and gift cards for every restaurant we go to? "I get the autistic discount."
by Freckle Newt February 17, 2025
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Homie discount

Yeah they yah homie but you gotta make a living too, bussiness is bussiness.. there is no homie discount.
"Aye I'm yah boy, lemme get the homie discount."
"The homie discount is me allowing you to enjoy my bussiness/product without issue."
by YourLocalTattooArtist April 20, 2025
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eso discount

1. The act of hitting a lick at the store, usually in Newmarket, Auckland. Individuals using the eso discount may experience low levels of remorse because they descend from a long line of fuck-ups or straightened circumstances.

2. To unlawfully remove from a place of business.
"g are we paying for this?"
"hala g, eso discount"
by eso_merchant May 5, 2025
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Gay Discount

The queer discount or gay discount is an unofficial discount occasionally given to queer individuals by another member of the LGBTQ+ community. Often the queer cashier will “forget” to ring up an item, or ring up a discount or cheaper item. It is best practice to make sure this is not a genuine mistake however, and double check the price and the items with the cashier before leaving.
When the cashier recognized I was gay too, I got a gay discount on those art supplies! They “forgot” to ring up my paints!”

What’s the gay discount?”

“It’s when a queer cashier recognizes another queer person, and gives them a discount on what they’re getting, purely because they like their vibes!”

“ That’s so cool!”
by Charnelgrin July 10, 2025
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