Digitalia

A term indicative of the tools used to implement and execute sexual attraction over the internet. May also refer to the sexual attraction of one to digits (fingers).

This relationship is tangled in a web of digitalia.

I apologise for my typing errors, I am suffering from a bout of digitalia at the moment.

I checked out his hands, it was digitalia at first sight.

by Horsey of Gormenghast April 7, 2005

digitard

Anyone who has difficulty using technology for even the most basic of tasks such as having a hard time making a call on a cell phone or trying to access the internet on the microwave.

My 80 year old grandma is such a digitard, she actually thought she could play the .m4a files she downloaded from iTunes on her Dell DJ.

by The Doke June 11, 2006

Digital Revolution

noun
the Digital Revolution
the period in the early years of the 21st century in China when mobile phones came into wide use and the Chinese Communist Party modernized its command system by using digital communication technologies in order to cling to power

"Express patriotism rationally. Take part in the state-sponsored protests. Patriotism is not a sin,'' said a text message sent by the Digital Revolution bureau of the Chinese Communist Party to millions of mobile phone users in Shanghai and Beijing.

by Abajian September 27, 2005

digital drama

When a digital device causes unwanted drama in your life.

Scenario:

Girl: (reading boyfriends Facebook page) What the eff does this chick mean by saying "Remember the threesome we had?"

Guy: Umm.. Nothing she is just an old friend.

Girl: (walks away mad yelling profanities)

Guy: Why do you always have to make things you read on my Facebook, Mypace or cell into digital drama!?

by SubliminalPollution March 19, 2010

going digital

Another term for female masturbation - using the fingers or "digits" to do so.

Mary brings a whole new meaning to going digital when she gets herself off.

by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007

Digital Footprint

How big of an impact a person is on the Internet.

Obsessed by individuals who are desperate for attention.
Size can be seen by googling the person's name.

I need to twitter every other second!

Quit getting off from your digital footprint!

by McLovinit November 5, 2009

Digital Locksmith

n&pn. Pretty much a hacker and or password cracker.

Girl: So What do you do for a living?
Boy: Im a digital locksmith.
Girl: Wow thats impressive.

by Masta Dragon Red June 22, 2004