Diaper Diva

A diaper diva is a women of any age {most often of catholic or christian religion} that has many kids and therefore becomes a master and everything to do with diapers.

Chick#1: Hey you know cindy?
Chick#2: The one with so many kids? Yeah I know her
Chick#1: Yeah that's her, she's a real Diaper Diva.

by solstice.barrett March 18, 2011

Cum Diaper

Another word for a condom.

They can make them as thin as they want but it will always feel like a cum diaper.

Who left a dirty used cum diaper in my car?

by Denagnag September 18, 2009

dirty diapers

Something to say to a person on the phone who is not only rude, but refuses to help in any way. Usually said at the end of the conversation to convey a sense of taking power of the call back.

caller, "Hi, is Angie there?"

asshole, "No....."

caller, "Do you know when she may be available?"

asshole, "No....."

caller, "Alright, dirty diapers!"

by Ryan Fossum August 29, 2006

woman diaper

Another term used for those thick maxi pads worn by woman during " that time of the month" and then are left out for an unsuspecting male in the house to find.

Man: I'll be right there baby, I have to take a piss.
Woman: Okay, well hurry the hell up.
Man: Oh hell no, why can't you throw away your bloody woman diapers?
Woman: I was in a hurry, and Oprah was coming on.

by Mike -Hunt January 14, 2008

Diaper Loaf

Used to describe someone who is socially inept, professionally incompetent, selfish, egotistical, greedy, a thief or otherwise repellent to anyone around them.

There goes Jenny, taking the last cup of coffee without making a new pot. What a Diaper Loaf.

by Radio Dude July 1, 2011

chin's diaper

A small Thin Blue mask that was popularize due to covid-19 Usually mass produced in China.

They have so many Asians turning out the cheap thin mask that is basically an "chin's diaper."

by EmJayee October 16, 2020

diaper swiper

a slang term for a pedophile

Jon is a diaper swiper

by hollywood25 July 29, 2006