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Tom diamond

A Tom diamond is when ur take a shit so large it ruptures ur asshole so much u get a male period aka bleeding from the tip this is a very dangerous manoeuvre or thing to be around as ur think it last normal but once u realise it A Tom diamond if proper fuck
by badass4523 August 19, 2019
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BLUE DIAMOND

A deep depression that occurs as a result of realising that any wealth or success you have ever, or will ever achieved is a result of the efforts of your father.
Those guys are really showing off about their business success, but in reality they inherited a Blue Diamond from their dad.
by Suck a Fkwit August 28, 2022
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Diamond Doctor

Jewelry expert.

One who can tell you the real value of your bling; much to the dissapointment of many chavs.
Leyton says his chainster is a "24 carrot original" but i says he should check out the Diamond Doctor on that one.
by Powered by Oracle October 9, 2007
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diamond z

To undo. Comes from the key code you type on a computer keyboard to undo something---hold down ctrl (which usually also has a little diamond on it) and Z.
I wish I could diamond Z last night... I never should've gone to that party
by Ciee January 17, 2006
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Hobo Diamonds

Broken automobile glass, usually found in suspect communities (i.e. hoods, trailer parks, ghetto mall parking lots, etc.), with chunks that resemble cubic zirconias regularly seen in "urban" nightclubs or Wal-Marts nationwide.
That dude's got a sterling silver pinky ring encrusted with hobo diamonds.
by Baze is KPBL December 4, 2010
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Diamond Sense

Russ Diamond a local state politician from Pennsylvania has repeatedly claimed COVID 19 is a hoax and that mask use is not necessary. Although lacking formal education, he claims he is an expert on infectious disease. Russ owns one red shirt dress and a pair of crusty black jeans. Local organizations have tried to start fundraisers to buy Russ a new pair of jeans.
James will not wear a mask in the store. He is clearly suffering from a case of Diamond Sense.
by Carl Leiss November 15, 2020
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diamond man

the most unfunny but best artist in discord
diamond man: please help i am being forced into hell by cbh
discord user: LOL SO FUNNY11
by diamond man lover February 17, 2022
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