Diaherrearegretiitus

When you get diarrhea and reflect on what you ate for breakfast, massively regretting it as it flows out.

John:Why were you late for work?

Dave:Oh, I had Diaherrearegretiitus and sat depressed in the bathroom for a while.

by TPAPS the balla October 15, 2014

Diagnored

To ignore symptoms that should be diagnosed and tell the patient, it's nothing."

I showed the doctor a mole that looked like cancer and he diagnored me.

by hobrarian June 12, 2015

diagonaled

diagonaled is a verb for two numbers that are placed diagonally to each other in a proportion equation.

The easiest way to solve for the unknown in a proportion is to multiply the two numbers diagonaled to each other and then divide by the number diagonaled to the unknown 'X'.

by Grok Mathing April 11, 2016

Diagoogle

self-diagnosis with Google as the only source and basis of your findings. Often skewed diagnosis by means of isolating one single symptom and applying it to a wide range of ailments.

After the cruise, I diagoogled myself with Vertigo.
Your right arm is cramping, according to my diagoogle it is definitely a heart-attack.

by nakodnas May 28, 2016

diaHRhea

A Human Resource (HR) software system that is shyte, especially of the the wet explosive kind.

Yo, that Oracle HCM system is like mad diaHRhea!

by CrazeeMoniker May 26, 2016

diagonalo man

A non straight super hero, dressed in the colors of the rainbow. Would happily take a load of tobacco induced semen in exchange for $168.000.00.

Damn son, are you sure E. Berge is not the true identity of diagonalo man?

by Capt. Retardo November 24, 2016

diagonalo man

A non straigh super human, dressed in the colors of the rainbow. Would gladly take a shot of tobacco induced semen in exchange for $168.000.00.

Is that a plane? Is that a bird? no, I think that's diagonalo man.

by cappy retardino November 25, 2016