dexter style

When you lay down a bunch of plastic sheeting and fuck a girl while she’s on her period and then throw the sheeting into the ocean.

It’s that time of the month for my girl and I didn’t want to fuck my couch up so we did it dexter style.

by OnionAnus October 6, 2019

Dexter the cat

Dumpster

"What a dexter the cat"

by XBshcbedhvbch August 14, 2023

Dexter Morgan

Widely considered as a sociopath or messed up obsessed psychopath who is obsessed with cooking red meat beefs. He turns into a monster(he calls his killer instincs as dark passenger) after experiencing his mother's brutal execution with chainsaw made by drug dealers in a container. In my opinion Dexter's last season was full of disappointment and his behaviors on last season were against the nature and definiton of a psychopath. So my personal opinion is he is a pure sociopath. BTW His son is a real pimp. Except from the last season, it's totally a masterpiece and you should read the book of show.

Jacob: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask not just me.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

dexter 😈

dexter 😈

“dexter 😈”
“dexter 😈”
“John.”
“dexter 😈”

by maowzart January 2, 2023

dexter cat

A fat badass cat that will shit in your bushes

There's Dexter Cat, crappin' in those bushes again

by Bossboy510 July 6, 2019

Dexter

big pp and big brain very nice person also is good friend and amazing in bed

"dexter is hot"
"yes"

by Bigpenisman69420 May 27, 2021

Dexter

Who people say they definitely don’t want to be, as they bother you everyday and act super immature. They are considered picky eaters and sometimes a carbaterian

Hey, you wanna hang with Dexter? Dexter, the annoying guy? Aw hail nah

by Jeffygranny August 3, 2021