A mega powerful party drink designed to get women naked and fucking. It results is a quick buzz and when served to the ladies nudity and later major freakin will result. If your wife or girlfriend drinks this shit and you leave her alone at a party, she will end up fucking one of more guys maybe even gangbanging several at a time.
It uses lemonade, vodka and the always dangerous Everclear. In a 3 gallon cooler mix 2 gallons of fresh squeeze lemonade (or if you’re in a hurry, Country Time Powdered mix) 1 pint cheap vodka and 2 quarts Everclear. Serve over ice in tall glasses. Early in the evening you can be fancy, serving it in real glasses with a lemon or orange wedge, fancy little drink umbrellas, even a chunk or two of pineapple. After the first or second round, Styrofoam cups without the other shit is fine.
For those of you in states where Everclear is illegal, ask a trusted bartender where you can get some good moonshine as it is the same as Everclear. Always be careful when mixing with straight Everclear as it can cause skin irritation, is highly flammable, burns with an almost invisible flame.
It uses lemonade, vodka and the always dangerous Everclear. In a 3 gallon cooler mix 2 gallons of fresh squeeze lemonade (or if you’re in a hurry, Country Time Powdered mix) 1 pint cheap vodka and 2 quarts Everclear. Serve over ice in tall glasses. Early in the evening you can be fancy, serving it in real glasses with a lemon or orange wedge, fancy little drink umbrellas, even a chunk or two of pineapple. After the first or second round, Styrofoam cups without the other shit is fine.
For those of you in states where Everclear is illegal, ask a trusted bartender where you can get some good moonshine as it is the same as Everclear. Always be careful when mixing with straight Everclear as it can cause skin irritation, is highly flammable, burns with an almost invisible flame.
Ethan to Tyrone: “Damned, that is some good lemonade!”
Tyrone to Ethan: “Lemonade? Shit man that ain’t no lemonade, that’s Lemonade Delight.”
Ethan: “Oh. Have you seen Martha? I last saw her with you, Jamal, Washington, DeAmante and Andrell out by the pool.”
Tyrone: “Ummm, well (thinking that mother be married to some fine white pussy) she’ll turn up somewhere, let’s go watch the game.”
Tyrone to Ethan: “Lemonade? Shit man that ain’t no lemonade, that’s Lemonade Delight.”
Ethan: “Oh. Have you seen Martha? I last saw her with you, Jamal, Washington, DeAmante and Andrell out by the pool.”
Tyrone: “Ummm, well (thinking that mother be married to some fine white pussy) she’ll turn up somewhere, let’s go watch the game.”
by moccrider November 22, 2011
Get the Lemonade Delight mug.Blowing a load in half empty liquor bottles left in hotel mini-fridges for the unsuspecting maid to consume.
Junita just took a shot of that vodka and noticed a creamy aftertaste.
That's because she's drinking a Maid's Delight, partner!
That's because she's drinking a Maid's Delight, partner!
by pambster December 21, 2008
Get the Maid's Delight mug.Related Words
Dewight
• Dwight
• delights
• Dwight Schrute
• Dwight Howard
• Deighton
• delightful
• Dwight Shrute
• Delightmare
• dwightabetes
Dude #1 is at the bar, Dude #2 is not
DUDE #1: Yo, you should come down to the bar, its pretty bumpin right now.
DUDE #2: Are there a bunch of delights down there, im only coming if there are a bunch of delights.
DUDE #1: Yah, there are a bunch of delights.
DUDE #2: Ok, Ill be there soon.
DUDE #1: Yo, you should come down to the bar, its pretty bumpin right now.
DUDE #2: Are there a bunch of delights down there, im only coming if there are a bunch of delights.
DUDE #1: Yah, there are a bunch of delights.
DUDE #2: Ok, Ill be there soon.
by thebigneon March 3, 2007
Get the delights mug.A very...interesting character in"The Office". He is known at first for being extremely loyal to Michael Scott, his boss. He also knows a lot about bears and he has cheated with Angela on Andy Bernard. He is also very dangerous, he has learned karate and has multiple weapons hidden around the building and has uses on of these weapons, a pepper spray, once before.
Dwight Shrute is both a pleasant and unpleasant surpise to this existence. It really depends who you are, if you're Jim Halpert, then an unpleasant surprise. If you're the audience, then he is a pleasant surprise.
by CheshireChessplayer May 7, 2018
Get the Dwight Shrute mug.by kitcatcate1 April 27, 2021
Get the dwightabetes mug.by HonestlyEuler October 6, 2022
Get the Dwight_LoL mug.Rebecky just slapped her boyfriend across the face in front of his friends because she found out he was cheating on her. That bitch is delightfully unhinged.
by Delightfully unhinged bitch October 11, 2023
Get the Delightfully unhinged mug.