Denver

The only city where it can be 101 degrees out with a winter storm warning in effect for a blizzard coming through tomorrow. Every city seems to claim the "if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes", but in Denver it is actually true. It is called the mile high city for more than one reason.

Daniel: Damn, It's 101 out, I'm sweating so much, Denver is wack bro, it shouldb't be this hot in march
Mikey: Well its gonna be -11 tomorrow and 3 feet of snow
Daniel: Not again

by guythatlivesindenverlmao July 24, 2021

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Denver slip

When you go down on “wonan” and your tongue slips and hits a wiener.

Dude 1: how’d you find out Debbie has a penis?
Dude 2: I fell victim to the Denver Slip.

by Dslip May 25, 2024

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Mike Denver

Mike Denver overwhelming handsome and at the same time have a sense of humor and his voice makes you melt he has a face of an angel, He will make you laugh wen you're in hard times keep him cuz he deserves everything

Mike Denver is my favorite person ever “
”I know right, what’s life without him"

by bvnnyverse07 May 13, 2022

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Denver

A noodle shaped person with long hair. No one likes him because he gets mad at every little thing . Not to mention very sensitive, please stay away from these people with the name of denver. They might want to fight you but will obviously lose.

That kid is such a denver, I hope he kills himself.

by Shotbigfoot132 March 24, 2020

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Denver water pipe

The act of turning a girls asshole and vagina into a bong. This is done via the act of urinating into a girls asshole, poking a metal straw or the like through her vagina into her asshole, and lighting pot flower in her vagina. This is done via inhaling through the asshole in order to create a human bong. Preferably done with a clean asshole and vagina, but not necessary. Consent IS mandatory.

Yo dude I heard u did the ol' Denver water pipe on Haley.

Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!

by Ritards Future Father October 6, 2025

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