A real one,a vibe
But also a name your mother made up trying to be different sis you know your mouth smart and everybody wants to fight you
But also a name your mother made up trying to be different sis you know your mouth smart and everybody wants to fight you
by Lovemr89 January 13, 2018
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by Kawaii Nutella July 25, 2016
Get the Dariss mug.(noun) The action of placing ones lips around another persons anus, sucking in their fart, and expelling said fart out of ones nostrils.
Aww bro... I got a mad fart brewin'... Get down here so you can take this Danish Dream like a champ!
by ScottyMate February 1, 2017
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by Whale Whisperer June 29, 2017
Get the Danish Lemonade mug.A girl that has her head in the clouds. She has a gorgeous body and her eyes are always filled with sparkles. She’s smart, beautiful, kind, but don’t take all that for granted. You piss her off and you might as well get your obituary ready.
by Kaiaaaaa September 24, 2018
Get the Darnasha mug.The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.
The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?
by Dr. Morris Piston Wadsworth January 19, 2009
Get the Danish Deflection mug.A Darvis is a chap you may know that sits that oh so very fine line between hippie and frat boy. He smokes, listens to Dave Matthews, Marley, maybe even a little oldies. If he listens to oldies it's over with. He's hilarious, and hates both hippies and frat boys. he will make fun of them, yet he's suspiciously like them.
Guy A: "Dude...I feel like Dave Matthews Band woke up one day and realized that all of their fans are total tools and just act like douchebags all the time. I hate frat boys who listen to dave matthews."
Guy B: "Is that an american eagle flannel you're wearing?"
Guy A: Yeah
Guy B: Thanks, Darvis.
Guy A: I'm no stereotype!
Guy B: Wanna go smoke a bowl?
Guy A: Sure, yeah.
Guy B: "Is that an american eagle flannel you're wearing?"
Guy A: Yeah
Guy B: Thanks, Darvis.
Guy A: I'm no stereotype!
Guy B: Wanna go smoke a bowl?
Guy A: Sure, yeah.
by pookieray March 30, 2011
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