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Dairy Hips

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Dairy Hips:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
mugGet the Dairy Hipsmug.

Dairy

The act of using an animal for milk, cheese, cream, and other products.
"Do you guys dairy your cows?"
"Yeah, they make good cheese."
by Person0056 March 12, 2021
mugGet the Dairymug.

jana dairy

Very fine person very amazing funniest
Wow that girl is like jana dairy
by Big boy123! January 11, 2024
mugGet the jana dairymug.

Dairy Mouse

A dairy mouse is an individual who consumes an exorbitant amount of dairy products. Including but not limited to copious amounts of cheese, yoghurt and milk.
Well, it looks like we’re going to have to make another trip to the shop. It is apparent that a dairy mouse has been through our pantry, oh boy.
by Yeastmaker2000 July 29, 2024
mugGet the Dairy Mousemug.

dairy explosion

When you are lactose intolerant and you eat dairy. In other words to “blow up” the toilet, “explode” the toilet, or “bomb” the toilet.
Sorry I can’t talk right now, I’m having a dairy explosion because I drank milk.
by amazingcacti100 November 2, 2019
mugGet the dairy explosionmug.

dairy me

Cover me in sperm
I want you to dairy me so much Luke Walker from earby
by Vape King 420 November 30, 2017
mugGet the dairy memug.

Allergic to Dairy

After eating some delicious pizza, you get a stomach ache. Suddenly, your britches are brown.
People who are allergic to dairy, collect turds in their pants quite frequently. They ain't babies, they just made a mistake with what they ate.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022
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