Are You Driving This Bus?

To say your in control.

Man and woman are having a fight
Woman: Barry you never let me have what I want
Man: ARE YOU DRIVING THIS BUS?!?!
(Woman Cries)

by iNguyen October 25, 2008

drake-ing and driving

(n): when you start listening to drake music and you got really emotional that you end up at your ex's house. Not a felony, but you will be sad. Very sad. ;-;

Yo, you hear about John? He was drake-ing and driving. They say he cried himself a river at his ex's doorstep.

by Draod October 14, 2016

ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency)

A syndrome afflicting many individuals on the road, initially described from observing trends in Asian drivers. The underlying theory is a genetic defect that is unknown but may play a role in spatial orientation.

Observations include:

Inability to parallel park without hitting the curb several times, holding up the lane for close to 30 minutes and/or requiring your passenger to exit the vehicle to assist you by direction or switching seats.
Swerving from lane to lane at very slow speeds (20 mph less than posted limit)
Turning into a one way street or going against the direction of traffic more than once in a given year.
Frequent replacement of brake pads due to slamming on them milliseconds before contact

It took all 3 of us to get out of the car to help Jenn Wu park. I think her ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency) is acting up again, she must be off her meds.

I can't believe Xun Li flipped a bitch on a one-way street in the middle of the day! I don't want to say anything, but I think she has ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency).

by cricketchamp03 May 15, 2011

Mr T driving style

Constantly turning the steering wheel slightly while in motion, even on a perfectly straight road. Usually the result of an insane person talking jibba jabba in ones ear.

Hannibal, tell dis foo' Murdock to stop talking jibba jabba in my ear when I'm driving.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

buzzed driving

Operating a motor vehicle with a blood-alcohol content just below the legal limit.

Robert thought he was only "buzzed driving," but he forgot that they recently lowered the legal limit from .1 to .08. Now he's fighting a DUI.

by Willie Bob May 12, 2008

Drum Driving

When a person is driving while listening to music, and rhythmically thumping on the steering wheel, as if playing the drums to the beat of the music. Most often observed at stop lights; also the person's lips are normally viewed attempting to sing or mouth the words to the song. On rare occasions, you may actually hear the person's voice and/or hear the 'thumps' of them drumming the steering wheel. On very rare occasions the person will close their eyes and raise their neck up to emphasis a high note, thus sitting at the stop light, even after the light turns green.

OMG, Robert, look at that girl sitting at the stop light singing and pounding away on her steering wheel; She's definately Drum Driving today! If she doesn't open her eyes soon, she's going to sit there through the green light!

by Towerguy Rob April 12, 2010

distracted driving

Diverted attention while operating a motor vehicle which can lead to accidents. Causes may include use of an electronic device or smartphone, eating or drinking, or active children inside a moving automobile.

Reporter: "Distracted driving has become a major safety issue on our roads and freeways."

by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014