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40 year old douchebag

Sadly aging Peter Pans, still trying to live like they are in their 20s, including but not limited to trying to score with 20something girls. Typically, driving mustangs or newer trucks, one of the identifying markers is that these vehicles will typically be very shiny, as if freshly washed and waxed. Possibly to imply that they recently came from a dealership showroom.

Also see: 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club, and 40 year old pervert
I like that place on the weekends, but sometimes it's full of 40 year old douchebags.
by MightyYui February 11, 2015
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mayor of douchebagville

To be the number one douche in a group of douches. To show extreme features of douchism; thus necessitating a higher position in the name calling.
Guy 1: Do you know what i love? soap operas, the movie 'open water,' and trucker hats.
Guy 2: dude, you are the mayor of douchebagville
by Bobert December 20, 2004
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douchebag

The term "douchebag" generally refers to a male with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation.

Though the common douchebag thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most of his peers dislike him. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. He behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic he appears to others.

He often talks about how cool, successful, and popular he is, yet never catches on to the fact that he comes across as a total loser. Nevertheless, he firmly believes that he is the smartest, most desirable, and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade.

He fancies himself a ladies’ man, yet tends to be a joke to all but the most naive of women. He tries to portray himself as part of the in-crowd (a fashionista, an upwardly mobile professional, the life of the party, etc.) but only succeeds in his own mind.

To everyone else, he is an annoying and arrogant phony who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for his insecurities. He tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate him, but in reality, he is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, women, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.

A-list ego; D-list status.
A douchebag will often try to make a name for himself on the nightlife scene by attending exclusive parties, fashion events, and grand openings of new clubs, but usually has to kiss up to someone to get the invite. To that end, he will often target people in certain positions and try to befriend them to advance his social status and gain access (e.g. bar owners, party promoters, social network administrators, wealthy socialites, etc).

A douchebag will often bring his SLR to bars to take pictures of good looking girls (with or without their permission), perhaps pretending to be a professional photographer. He will try to be in as many photos as possible (often posing with his arms around total strangers or his friends’ girlfriends) and post them on his personal websites in an effort to convince his online community that he is a bigtime bar-star. He is also likely to boast about his "conquests" (usually exaggerated or fabricated), failing to realize that this only serves to impress fellow douchebags.

Who invited this douchebag... and why is he drinking from my bottle?
by Beijing2010 October 11, 2010
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Douchebag Of The Year Award

A fictional award given out during the fictional awards ceremony known as the E.M.M.Ys. It is awarded to the one person every year who showed the most extreme douchbagary throughout the year.
The Douchebag Of The Year Award for the year 2009 was given to Kanye West for his actions toward Taylor Swift during the 2009 MTV VMAs. Not cool Kanye... Not cool.
by Xero _ Manifest January 2, 2011
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douchebaghdad

Go back to Douchebaghdad.
by bin leiderhosen July 7, 2006
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Hipster Douchebag

One who thinks their opinions really matter. Usually brainwashed and confirming to the non-conformists. Often on the dole as they believe they are too good to work. Also endorse piracy as they believe it is not theft.

Some hipster douchebags often drop the word douchebags since it may seem derogatory, they often forget that their whole attitude is derogatory.

Often confused with hipster(circa. 1940s) which was a semi-cool sub-culture relevant to change in that era. A change that brought equality to women's and African American literature and philosophy.
"Hon! I just heard a hipster douchebag say: 'I don't believe in conforming' and guess what he's even wearing that mass produced billabong shirt with those stupid converse canvas shoes! What a hipster douchebag!"

Look up on youtube: annoying hipster douchebag for further excellent examples.
by conform-to-the-norm November 1, 2011
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Douchebagnitude

A rating of how big of a douchebag someone is.
People who say "Bro" more than 5 times a minute have an extremely high douchebagnitude.


See also: BPM ("Bro"'s per minute)
by Cory Price April 29, 2005
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