Dislexium

One who makes no sense and is retarded

Paul: Can elephants have sex?
Me: You have dislexium, Paul.

by Lil Uzi Vick November 12, 2018

dyslexic motherfucker

Someone showing much retardation and is possibly dyslexic.

“Basketball god Bryn Krestow is one dyslexic motherfucker”

by Yung finesser January 31, 2018

Dyslexic

Dyslexic is a race. This race is studied and know as he in between of indian and African American. This race is very rare as less than 1% of the population have it making it the rarest race know to man.

Hey man what race are you?

Oh I’m dyslexic!!

by Rrrrraind May 30, 2018

dyslexic

Something that makes you see things backwards.

Hi, I'm dyslexic.

by Apul January 29, 2003

dislaxic

comes from term LAX (la crosse)

dislaxic is when you are bad at LAX, you are dislaxic.

Yo, bruh. You suck at LaCrosse you're dislaxic.

by bear93 January 25, 2011

dispexia

The excuse one makes when performing acts of less than reputable intelligence.

A very good sign of severe dispexia: attempting to spell 'dyslexia' and spelling it 'dispexia'

by SaraBelle December 20, 2012

Dislenny

Dislenny is a very mean,honest,funny,gorgeous girl she will be one of the realist people you will ever meet she will always have your back no matter what you have done to her she will always find a way to forgive you she may not never the same smartest or fastest person you’ll meet but she certainly isn’t the slowest.She also always knows what to say to you when your feeling down.She has lots of friends she will fall for guys that’s name start with E and a lot more but The main ones name will start with a E her best friends that will forever be with her names start with K,B,J,I,S,A,C,D......to be continued

Dislenny Is in love with him.

by Idgafwtlomli December 23, 2018