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Dealing

Used to describe a professional pitcher when he is throwing filthy pitches that the batters aren't even close to hitting.
Roy Halladay was dealing the other day when he struck out 12 Yankees over 9 innings.
by DLIV April 17, 2010
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bigger better deal

A term basically used when a man or woman temporarily makes due with someone as his or her mate, while actually still in search for a mate that bares superior superficial qualities for an ideal lover.
Shelly don't tell me, you've finally settled already? You just put yourself out there! You have to take your time to score the bigger better deal, girl!
by YumiSpewns November 26, 2014
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subaru dealership

(n) a person suffering from an unknown number of sexually transmitted infections (STIs)

In 2006 Subaru officially changed the name of the Impreza WRX model to Impreza STI. Thus, a Subaru dealership would be expected to contain a large number of model STI autos. Given that public health officials have also recently introduced the term STI to accompany the more well known "sexually transmitted disease," or STD, the pun is a relatively young neologism.
A-"That Gary is a beast-last night he went to three clubs, took home two girls from each and went raw on all of them."
B-"Gary is a friggin Subaru Dealership."

alternative:
A-"Britnay Terple has had more sexual partners than there are chemical elements."
B-"Terple Subaru is open for business."
by Herp N. Derpington March 11, 2011
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Wheeler Dealer

Many years ago my Grandmother told me while we were talking investing and money: " You will do well- You are a Wheeler Dealer". I do believe that what she meant by that is:
by ohyaitsallgood December 3, 2015
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holding deal

A TV network paying an actor not to go elsewhere while they are trying to locate a project to star him.
Kirsty got a wonderful holding deal from NBC.
by Golan March 17, 2005
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Shity Deal

The discovery of fecal matter on the penis during or following anal sex. Commonly used in but not exclusive to gay slang.
1. That dude is one nasty faggot. I fucked him in the ass and he gave me a shity deal. I'm not hittin' that again.

2. I tell all my straight friends that if they ever wanna try anal sex, do it with a gay dude and not a woman. Most gays at least douche their asses, but woman are more like to give you a shity deal.
by BxMuscle October 4, 2010
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real the deal

The opposite of fake the deal. To be honest and not put up a front.
The bitch finally decided to real the deal and confessed to Jimmy that her boobs were fake, but the penis she'd been hiding from him was very real.
by Nick D February 7, 2004
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