The Duck Dealer

The duck dealer deals ducks to people. His name is Rob.

Person: I saw the duck dealer today

by Gerald the shitty seagull January 25, 2020

Dealers Minute

A longer time than was promised, and in some cases never showing up.

*Friend 2 shows up an hour late*
Friend 1: God damn, took you a dealers minute to get here.

Friend 2: My bad, I didn’t mean to lag so hard.

by AssBlaster805 February 4, 2022

Dopamine-dealer

A person who masterfully connects people to their natural 'fix' by providing laughter, positive company, and a pleasure that is unique only to themselves

I need to call my dopamine-dealer to re-up on my feel good fix.

by Interiorfix January 30, 2025

onion dealer

A person who is so hard they make your eyes water. Often a large bloke who could be described as a meathead or pickler. Not to be messed with in case of serious repercussions. Generally not particularly intelligent, empathetic, jovial or gregarious, but not to be fucked with!

Did you see that bloke standing at the bar with that bit of blonde gash? What an onion dealer!

by British Gash September 6, 2015

Random Dealer OG

The type of weed you get from that unknown drug dealer behind a gas station.

Damn I dont feel so good that Random Dealer OG really fucked my shit up.

by Garfeildfuck October 4, 2018

glorified drug dealer

A glorified drug dealer is a pharmacist.

Person 1: “hey do you have any viagra??”
Person 2: “no but my moms a glorified drug dealer, I can hook you up with some”

by ITakeBenadryl August 9, 2021

Dealerings

Something the kids don’t say Nicole just messed up her words

No Nicole dealerings is not going to take off

by Lightskin McQueen February 8, 2024