An insult to literature; the absolute worst book of the Twilight Saga
Summary:
-Bella (18 year old human) and Edward (108 year old vampire) get married.
-Bella and Edward have vampire sex and Bella ends up with bruises and feathers all over her body (Edward bit a pillow)
-Her eggo gets preggo (major plot hole- Edward is a vampire so his sperm is dead) with a demon child that sucks her blood and breaks her ribs, pelvis, and spine from the inside of her uterus.
-Edward gives Bella a C-section with his teeth.
-They name the baby RENESMEE. poor kid. gonna get beat up in the school yard. :/
-Bella becomes a vampire and they have sex a bunch of times.
-Volturi want to kill Renesmee
-For 200 pgs, they fret and worry about how they're all gonna die
-They convince the Volturi Renesmee isn't a threat. That's right, no fight scene or anything.
-They live happily ever after. Even the title of the last chapter is titled "Happily Ever After"
I recommend this book to: airheads, morons, anyone who wants to spoon their eyes out
Summary:
-Bella (18 year old human) and Edward (108 year old vampire) get married.
-Bella and Edward have vampire sex and Bella ends up with bruises and feathers all over her body (Edward bit a pillow)
-Her eggo gets preggo (major plot hole- Edward is a vampire so his sperm is dead) with a demon child that sucks her blood and breaks her ribs, pelvis, and spine from the inside of her uterus.
-Edward gives Bella a C-section with his teeth.
-They name the baby RENESMEE. poor kid. gonna get beat up in the school yard. :/
-Bella becomes a vampire and they have sex a bunch of times.
-Volturi want to kill Renesmee
-For 200 pgs, they fret and worry about how they're all gonna die
-They convince the Volturi Renesmee isn't a threat. That's right, no fight scene or anything.
-They live happily ever after. Even the title of the last chapter is titled "Happily Ever After"
I recommend this book to: airheads, morons, anyone who wants to spoon their eyes out
by screaminghallelujah6 April 27, 2009
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There have been few details in regards to the details of the game. However, there are a few key things known about Grim Dawn;
-It will be set in a "dark" fictional world loosely based on the Victorian Era
-Like Titan Quest it will employ the dual-class system
-Camera Rotation
-Auto Gold Pickup, and possibly Auto Potion Pickup
-There will be Co-Op Play
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1- N. An upcoming Action RPG being designed by Crate Entertainment. Crate announced that they had licensed the Titan Quest engine from Iron Lore and announced Grim Dawn on the 21st of January, 2010.
There have been few details in regards to the details of the game. However, there are a few key things known about Grim Dawn;
-It will be set in a "dark" fictional world loosely based on the Victorian Era
-Like Titan Quest it will employ the dual-class system
-Camera Rotation
-Auto Gold Pickup, and possibly Auto Potion Pickup
-There will be Co-Op Play
2- V. To play the game Grim Dawn
1- Me: OH MY GOD, I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT A NEW GAME CALLED GRIM DAWN! ITS GOING TO BE FREAKING AMAZING!
Friend: Woah! Dude, calm down... What is Grim Dawn?
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Friend: OH MY GOD, REALLY? LIKE A SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR OF TITAN QUEST? OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I LOVED TITAN QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Yeah, I know! I can't wait till it comes out!!!!
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2- I cannot wait to Grim Dawn!
Friend: Woah! Dude, calm down... What is Grim Dawn?
Me: AN AMAZINGLY AWESOME GAME BEING DEVELOPED BY EX-STAFFERS OF IRON LORE, DESIGNERS OF TITAN QUEST!
Friend: OH MY GOD, REALLY? LIKE A SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR OF TITAN QUEST? OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I LOVED TITAN QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Yeah, I know! I can't wait till it comes out!!!!
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2- I cannot wait to Grim Dawn!
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