An alternate title for cockwarming, where one person's phallice is used as a cushion for another person to sink down onto
Person 1 (male): So you're gonna warm me up?
Person 2: Yep. Your dick's gonna be my own personal cock cushion!
Person 2: Yep. Your dick's gonna be my own personal cock cushion!
by swagmaster35 June 20, 2021
Get the Cock cushionmug. A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.
Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of
dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I
made this morning.”
dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I
made this morning.”
by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019
Get the Bump Cushionmug.
Get the Cushionablemug. by The_Sibbatron April 3, 2023
Get the Magenta Whoopee Cushionmug.