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Elliptic curve

(NOT AN ELLIPSE!!!) Elliptic curve: y*y = x*x*x + A*x + B for some A and B. Seemingly simple enough (if you've gotten past high school algebra at least). However, if you make some special points, you can create a whole new number system. And there are so many of these (just change your values for A and B).
Elliptic curve cryptography are based on the idea that multiplying by, say, 329857349875 isn't *that* hard... but dividing by it is HELL. It's a reliable one-way function, which is pretty important for encryption! Another application is factorization, but I'm not too sure on that one so ask google ig
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Bell Curve 

Singaporean Academic + Anatomical Disorder Slang

Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.

In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.

The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Billy: bro i studied until my foreskin peeled
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
Bell Curve by anonymous May 5, 2025
The exponential growth of happiness and aura that increases lifespan and lowers the cortisol.
you know what bro.. j-curve, I've got better things to do.

Word to the curve 

Gentleman #1: That frankfurter was ill!
Gentleman #2: Word to the curve!
<ironic hi-five>
Gentleman #1: But this place is still wack.
Gentleman #2: Oh snap!
Word to the curve by antipopper September 17, 2010

swerve your curve 

The act of deflecting or otherwise stopping someone's attempt to curve.
You know what girl? Swerve your curve, I don't need this.
swerve your curve by StrandsofMinds February 15, 2017

That's Curve 

Alternative to "That's Gay"

Origin Nickolas Rios of Baytown College
"I killed 50 young-lings, but one survived."-Anakin
"Wow, that's curve"-Dark Sidious

Fletcher munson Curve 

basically the music equivilant of a cheat code. it's good, just fucking google a preset of it, all the cool kids are useing it anyway.
dude: "why does your mix allways sound so nice"
Pro: "i use the fletcher munson curve"
dude: "tf is that"
Pro: "it's complicated"