John Curtis

A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.

Citizen: Have you heard of John Curtis?
Civil Protection Officer: *has flashbacks*

by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019

curtis

boooty

curtis is a boooty

by what the frickity frack September 24, 2019

Curtis

How it smells at Alamo car rentals in Denver Colorado. It’s like cinnamon sugar or churros, but not nearly as good

It really smells Curtis in here

by Beewheelz October 5, 2019

Curtis

The act of massaging the anus to release a fart.

That burrito was giving me some trouble, so I released it with a Curtis.

by Mottstravaganza May 15, 2018

curtis ray

Jacob Blackstone's cousin also a stoner

Curtis Ray is a stoner

by Hopstoner September 14, 2017

curtis francis

Very athletic and muscular and also super attractive.

I want me a Curtis Francis in bed with me!

by Lilburtyy March 14, 2017

curtis ford

Taekwondo grandmaster

I heard Curtis Ford is a Taekwondo Grandmanster

by Diggybuns May 27, 2016