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Curse of Athena

The deceptive effect where a girl looks good from far away and then you get closer and it turns out she does not. Derived from Athens, GA where the curse is particularly abundant.
Me: Man that girl is hot.
Brad: Yeah. Lets see what she is doing later.
Me: Ummm lets not. It seems that the curse of athena has struck again.
by shmatt2 October 20, 2010
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cursed.nibba

The most cursed nibba on Instagram who steals quality images from other not so cursed nibbas
That cursed.nibba is so cursed that I can feel the cursed images radiating from him
by DiggyBick April 10, 2019
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curse words

something that should not exist
!@#$%^#@!#$^*%&^O@*@#$&^%****(((((*(@&)@(%*^&(&%(**($&@(%#)($@&*)^*&$^&!*)#!)$*!&!#^)*&%!#$^)*%^&*$#^$!%*)^$&)& ( curse words ) YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SillyZman March 30, 2020
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kentucky fried curse

In 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series (baseball). Their supporters looked for player look-alikes and convinced them to jump into a river than ran through Osaka. When they couldn't find a look-alike for Randy Bass (a bearded white American), they went to a nearby KFC store, took the statue of Colonel Sanders, and dumped it into the river.

The Tigers haven't won a Japan Series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because Colonel Sanders hasn't been found since that time, either.
I'll tell you the real reason why they haven't won a Japan Series since 1985... it's because their team is absolute shite and are nothing compared to the team from Fukuoka.
by KRHimself June 10, 2006
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Dominguez Curse

After anal sex with a woman,make her lick all the excess
juices from your penis so she walks around with her breath smelling like feces.
I just gave Gina the Dominguez curse.I hope she doesn't
talk to her mother today.
by Ely H Leftcock June 24, 2006
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Curse of the A-Rod

The hypothetical curse that befell the Yankees as soon as they signed Alex Rodriguez, sending their payroll to over $200 mil. Their All-Star 1st baseman suffered from steroid withdrawal and maybe a pituitary tumor. Roger Clemens had a dominant year in Houston. Bernie became the worst defensive CF in the league. And then, the 2004 ALCS, the biggest choke job in sports history, in which Mariano became mortal and A-Rod showed his cheating whiny bitch glove-slapping soul to the world.
"Fate had to intervene for the Sox to win. It was the Curse of the A-Rod."
by Joe Shizzle January 23, 2005
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Coonery Curse

Most believe that it comes from the Curse of Ham...Others believe it is the lack of knowledge and education inside the Black Communities...The word is derived from manditory greed and selfishness instead of selflessness..Concentrated areas with African Americans and heavy hopelessness to the point of laziness and irrational thought proccess leading to no greater progress and success....Examples of this would be as follows: Trash everywhere in the set environment including near sewage drains by homes, Having no interest in reading any books besides Sports Illustrated and Ebony,Believing the only way to "Getting Rich" is through activities that dont require much brain power like Music, Sports, and Drugs, Creating fixes for oneself including Drugs, Fancy Cars, and "spotlight" attire before having the proper financials, Always working against ones brother leading to "Crab in a Bucket" Theory, and still blaming the Caucasians for every problem or issue that happens in there lives.
The Boondocks is an awesome example of the Coonery Curse.

Steve-OH: Man my dude there is other ways to use your time rather than watching another nigga floss his money on these music videos

Darren: Yea true but this is all I know and I have the white man to blame for it taking me out the hot jungle for this cold climate...We Some tropical people!

Steve-OH: Don't you want to break this coon curse and make ya family happy while making something of yourself?

Darren: Yea nigga im all about that money my boy...I figure if I rob me a couple of niggas, steal me a fresh Comaro to put rims on, sell crack to the bumbs, pimp a couple of these sistahs out, and stay steady lookin clean in my clothes, I'll be at the top in no time....
by $teve-0H August 14, 2010
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