Cupcake

Cupecake is a person who is prone to extreme exaggerations, and loud obnoxious behavior. He is a person who make outlandish claims and repeats the same sayings constantly. His Self proclaimed achievements include :
Holding the high school track record.

Playing Triple A Baseball
Having a Second Degree Blackbelt in Ta Quan Do
Drinking a 5th of whiskey nightly
Doing enough cocaine to kill a family of elephants
Dealing more cocaine than recorded in Louisiana history.

Worked 30 years in a chemical plant
Broke a mans jaw in a single punch
Has a penis so big it hits his knee
Owns 18 rent houses
Dealt cocaine at work, which he filled his tool box with
Daughter is a doctor who live with 5 other female doctors
Was in the Italian Mafia
Know more about football than anyone alive.

All before he turn 50.

"Did that really Happen or are you being a cupcake?"

by Norco11 October 19, 2011

Cupcake

Jailbait pussy, or a teenager's vagina.

Watch yourself with that cupcake, man! Don't want to get in trouble with the law.

by Oneironauts July 19, 2012

Cupcake

The area above the male and/or female sex organs, but below the stomach, sometimes covered in pubic hair.

I've got that hot date tonight, I better trim up my cupcake

by Kennyisill January 4, 2009

Cupcaking

When choosing to not wear pants, and instead only wearing underwear especially with cupcakes printed on them.

So are you going to wear those new snowboarding pants you bought yesterday? No, I'm cupcaking it.

by Hello Cupcakes February 10, 2009

Calamansi cupcake

When a guy finishes on a sourdough pussy and goes down on her.

Batura loves to perform a Calamansi cupcake when he can

by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

cupcake stay

A stay (stay: stray kids fandom name) Who always talk about how much they hate being a stay or tries to get other K-pop fans to like them by shit talking stray kids, or talking shit about other stays for defending Stray Kids

cupcake stay: "The stays in the comments are making me embarrassed to be a stay🥺"

stays: stfu, nobody asked.

by FeiFei❤️ October 19, 2022

cupcake decision

Similar to Cocaine Decision an irrationally optimistic impulsive decision to start a vintage or retro small business, with no idea of who will actually pay good money for the flowery-heart-craft-thing, wavy hair or indeed cupcake, that is proposed.

"It's on handmade paper with natural dyes and each one takes 2 hours of my time so I think fifteen pounds for a birthday card is fair, right?"

"I love the whole retro look and at least 2 of my friends bought some off me so everyone will..."

"Have you thought that through? sounds like a cupcake decision to me..."

by henrynavigator December 18, 2012