cankles

On a morbidly obese person, the area in which the calves have grown so large that they actually fold over and cover the ankles.

"Can you help me tie my shoes? My cankles are in the way."

by Ryan P October 4, 2005

cankles and gunt

A set of objects that, when purchased for a woman, can be used to win back her heart. Not to be confused with cankles or gunt.

Alternatively, an example of how to introduce somewhat vulgar dialogue in front of a national audience without incurring the wrath of the FCC. See also skeet skeet.

THe Drew Carey Show, 'Bus-Ted', 1999:

Nigel Wick: "I may be from England, but certain things are universal. If you want to win a woman back, first take her out for a nice skirling. Then, buy her a set of cankles and gunt. Then finish off the evening with a nice, sweet bobbin."

Drew Carey: "You're making those words up, aren't you sir?"

by tofoomeister September 27, 2005

Cankle Spanker

an old mans very saggy balls and/or penis slaps roughly against the cankle

"Daddy look at that mans cankle spanker! Should we tell him?"

by Mike Sasso December 24, 2008

cankletwat

A woman who is too much of a mess (physically and/or emotionally) to be worthy of being called a "bitch."

That hypocrite likes to pick apart everyone else's flaws which she also has but won't accept. What a cankletwat!

"Cankletwat" can also be used as a term of endearment between very close girlfriends, as in, "No more martinis for you, you sassy cankletwat."

by sparklesalad October 18, 2008

cankles

someones ankles that are so fat that they are just as big as thier calves. Calves blending right in with the ankles.

see anyperson's obese ankles in person.

by suzy que February 28, 2005

Cankles

A fat girl with huge ankles in witches her thighs and ankles have no separation.

Did you see that girls Cankles ? God, she should not wear shoes with ankel sraps.

Man, her Cankles were so big she could not wear boots; the fat heffer!

by J. Bilewicz March 30, 2007

Cankleblossom

Term of endearment for your cankley wife.
Or, a tattoo of a flower on a cankle.

Are you well tonight, my cankleblossom?

by RCColanotCocaorPepsi April 10, 2009