Cuban Spitroast

When two Cuban men nail the same dude from opposite ends, making him look like one of those little pigs they cook on a stick in Hawaii. The spit has to be continuously turned for the next 7 hours. Turned by hand, at a rate of about 15 revolutions per minute.
Brett went to Miami for a stag and disappeared for most of the night. Upon his return, he was walking real funny and had a cocksucker's cramp. As he burst into tears, he wailed out, "They stayed all night, taking turns, turning the spit. I can definitely say that being on the receiving end of a Cuban Spitroast was not the most fun activity in the world.
by Fat Tito February 05, 2020
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Cuban Queen

A blunt that is rolled in a dried tobacco leaf. Also known as a "Special Stogie".
Dude! Me and my friends were getting so chopped smoking a Cuban Queen! You should've been there!
by SpikeNinja October 30, 2011
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so cuban

Expression for something that is considered very liberal, tolerant or open minded. Originates from south-east England, and is word play: although Cuba might have the relaxed image commonly associated with the Caribean islands, its communist leadership makes it actually really restricted and stern.
1) "That is so cuban."
2) "Did you see that chick walk around without a bikini top? That's so cuban."
by Teunkie April 23, 2003
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cuban typhoon

purpose: noun, adjective

definition:
1. like the tropical storms that pass over the caribbean, being unexpected and only seen by professionals. being exciting and changing situations., for the best or the worst,
1. The Cuban typhoon has arrived to the party, and he is gonna shake things up, baby!
by your friendly friend carlitos September 01, 2009
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Cuban sandwich

A bowl layered with hash, marijuana, and topped with more hash
Dude, I can't believe we took that Cuban sandwich to the face last night.
by SNGZ01024 July 20, 2015
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