Cryptophile

A cryptophile is a person very obsessed with cryptocurrency, always talking about it, but actually has no profit to show for it. He posts charts, news on Bitcoin and Alt coins and acts like he knows it all. He's overly obsessed with Crypto and a conversation with them almost 9 times out of 10 does not exclude mentioning cryptocurrency.

Doa was up all day and night posting about Bidao and Bitcoin, what a f*cking cryptophile.

by Mr. Chamos December 24, 2020

Crypto Tranny

A crypto tranny is a person who expresses interest in the functions of computers, often interested in Crypto Currency.

"Wow, that crypto tranny understand the processes of a computer but not the processes of his body, what a faggot:"

by zeakz February 18, 2022

Crypto

An, electronic music genre heavily inspired by video game (8-bit) like sounds, the bpm usually is around 100 - 120 bpm (Beats per minute).

The name came from the name of the creator of this genre, cryptonic, song called "Out Of This World" by Cryptonic was the first song to introduce this genre to the world.

Crypto is very energetic. A very characteristic part of the genre is the trans like choped supersaws and don't forget the distorted drums.

Did you hear that new crypto song?

by Lp_Beats May 7, 2019

cryptodeath

Related to overdose of Vitamin C. See Megascorbic Acid Therapy.

Though the details are unclear, Eddie may have suffered cryptodeath.

by Whissstle March 12, 2010

cryptoporn

A porn movie with a plot (usually relatively long) which ends up with a short but intensive sex-action.

I am watching cryptoporn at the moment. Damn, my balls will explode if they don't start fucking in seconds!

by mariahcarey1111112 June 15, 2010

cryptonite

Substance postulated by scientists to describe a new quality of altcoin prices plummeting, since lead proved to be an insufficient analogy.

Yesterday my pockets were full of digital cash. Over night it all turned to cryptonite. Better go for some crypternating.

by celebrity_chef June 5, 2018

Cryptonite

A crystal that vibrates and resonates with 2.4ghz and low frequencies that mimics radiation from the sun. Produced inside a nuclear fungus (radiotrophic) that produces carbon nanotubes to attenuate frequencies and guide it's spores into hyphae by protein into your neurons by the lymphatic system so that it can continuously reproduce cryptonite in the brain.

It demands to be fueled by carbon sources like alcohol and can mind control.

The fungus is called cryptococcus. Hence crypto-nite.

"Dear God I lost all my powers and am too weak. I must have been poisoned by Cryptonite!"

by El Kal El February 2, 2019